Mommy?? I'm sick!!

Tonight I downed some more NyQuil. It's my third night doing so. This is combined with a gigantic pill of Amoxicillin and a couple squirts of nasal spray.

MAN! Being sick sucks. It's times like these I regret not getting a flight home for Thanksgiving. All I want is my mommy and daddy to take care of me! That's something I'll never be too old to want.




This evening, my brothers and I all cringed at the Ultimate Fighter in unison, albeit from different locations around the country. Those fighters took pranking to a whole new level! MAN! Peeing in your own fruit basket to find out who has been stealing pieces of watermelon? Even Chris wouldn't go that far. At least my brothers and I are on Verizon so texting is free.

Me: Are you watching this?!
Steve: HAHAHHA YES! This is gross.
Joe: What's his problem? He should be beating all of them right now.
Me: This is going to get ugly.
Steve: Real ugly.
Joe: Haha yea.
[Insert scene where fighters eat almost hatched animal eggs, including partially formed embryo with head and eyes fully visible.]
Me: I'm going to puke!
Joe: I just did a little.


(some things will never change.)