... give advice and encouragement -
MEESH 7/8: Yay! Get rid of that pollution girl.
JESS V 8/8: Girl you should try to casually bump into his big muscles and tell him that they got in your way :)
... are life -
JESS R 7/7: I hope in return you ordered a No-Chance-In-Hell martini.
ALI 7/17: So I changed [redacted]'s name in my phone to "heinous bitch" and every time I see it it makes me giggle like a little school girl.
ANONYMOUS 7/26: This... for once... this late... is not a creepy sext message.
JOE 7/27: On the way, Rampage.
ALI 8/2: Rachel is drinking beer through a Twizzler.
ALEX 8/9: Dan Marino, your boyfriend from the Tap, asked for you.
... predict the future -
NOHN 8/7: New future slash blog: Noelle and Maria v. Food
ERIN 8/10: We're moving to the village. At transgender bingo right now.
ANONYMOUS 8/11: It's destiny, Maria. Maybe not anytime soon. But we're going to get married.