One of my top 5 methods of procrastination is decorating. Which is to include organizing. At this point in time, I have so many things to do that my room is almost spotless. An extremely rare phenomenon. [Does anyone else get stressed out by their blog readers? I can't keep up with the 100+ blogs I'm following right now.]
Dorms don't exactly yield favorably to my design genius. BUT my roommate Ali is a clever and resourceful asset when these problems arise. Which is why we decided to form one Super Team of Fantastic Design. Here is one example of our mastery at work. PROBLEM: Hanging pictures without a hammer.
The Dallas Stars are picking a fight. I wonder if the Red Wings will retaliate at all? Mmm hockey fights.
I wish funny things like this would happen on my flights.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those 20 big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”
Something I didn't know about the Olympics but that is still interesting:
[Choi Jeong] designed the large scale installation that surrounds the jamsil olympic stadium for the seoul design olympiad. choi created the installation using various types of plastic products such as milk containers, water bottles and crates. here are more images of the installation.
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