If I were Barack Obama...

... for Halloween.

TechCrunch told me that Obama Halloween masks are outselling McCain masks 57% to 43%. Maybe I should join the party. Then Ali (slash Sarah Palin) and I can squander over economic policies and Russia all night when not hunting for needlessly exposed girls to mock relentlessly.

Ooh this could be good.

Marack Obama: Part male, part female, part black, part white, part presidential candidate, part collegiate intern. It's like a Halloween miracle! Or nightmare...

Uh oh...

I feel one of those Saved By The Bell dream-cloud-other-dimension-experience arising...

(Marack and the girls in Boston...)

(Marack and the family at a Red Wings game...)

(Marack pre-shotgun in Ann Arbor...)

(Marack being strangled by a Korean on a roof...)

(Marack being dipped...)

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