UGH HALLOWEEN.
The frenzy has begun. Four of my friends have purchased their Halloween costumes but, like every other year, I will be leaving my costume in the hands of fate.
Freshman year I was nothing, sophomore year I was a pirate (I had a parrot attached to my shoulder and a kick ass challice) and last year I was Xena Warrior Princess. Who knows what this year will bring.
But, alas, I am neither.
One of my friends suggested we all be Britney Spears at various stages of her life. I shottied Mental Breakdown Britney.
Of course going bald would be terrifying and unattractive and people might confuse me for a deranged man but HEY! At least I wouldn't be confused with the mass hordes of slutty BU hos traipsing around on All Hallow's Eve!
1 comment:
Some friends of mine actually did do the various stages of Britney spears once, but that was pre-breakdown Britney. Post-breakdown would be so much more hilarious, like that picture you choose.
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