Thug Life.

Joe: (Stares at Maria with a look of disgust on his face as she walks into the kitchen.) Do you HAVE to wear that robe? Is it absolutely necessary?
Maria: Yes.
Joe: Seriously, dude. You don't need the robe. You're not 60. Plus you don't have a cigar or a glass of Hennessey.
Mom: How do you know about Hennessey?
Joe: (sighs) Mom. I'm a thug.