*These do not include several texts from my mother saying, "woot," "LOL" and "OMG."
Dec 27 DREW: I had no idea I was going to the hood till it was too late but once I was there I was shitting bricks.
Jan 3 CHRISTINA: 2009 our year to shine!
Jan 6 STEVE: No more CSI for you.
Jan 14 ANON: I didn't want your dad beating me with a hockey stick like I was a rabid squirrel.
Jan 15 ZACH: Get me my prune juice bitch!
Jan 15 ALI: OMG there is some idiot grad student that sounds like Screech teaching my class.
Jan 18 JOE: ... And it's deuce deuce and the tre deuce in my bubble goose.
Jan 22 MOM: You didn't sms me last night Missy Misserina!
Jan 24 ZACH: Yea sure. I'm dressed like a guido. If that's cool.
Jan 26 JOE: What woman? I keep it pimpin.
Jan 29 DREW: What's your e-mail? I got ringers. They're all young and in shape.
Jan 29 DREW: Sent. Let the domination begin.
Feb 4 SEAN: Use your third grade karate skills on him. Be sure to pack your 9mm just in case.
Feb 4 NOELLE: [redacted] said hi to me on the street today. I think what he really meant to say was will you be my Valentine.
Feb 5 TARA: Hahaha best year ever!
Feb 8 JOE: Afuck eyou.
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