Michael Phelps' Bitchin Beard

I'm sure you heard the BU girls giddily screaming and scraping on piles of make-up before trying to steal a glimpse of Michael Phelps hoping he would leap out of BU's Agganis Arena pool like the MerMan he is and propose to them on the spot. Unfortunately, he was too busy filming a Subway commercial with Jared for the Superbowl. (... my insider sources tell me...)

Reactions to the news of Michael Phelps' presence two feet from my residence were varied. They ranged from "did you tell him your mother loves him?" to "go punch him in the baby maker" to "stop chasing Michael Phelps please" and finally "he's such a goon."

Goon or not. You can NOT deny.

That Michael Phelps.

Has one Bitchin Beard!!!

Forget aerodynamics, Michael. Plus... you can't call someone with a beard "butterface" and you have GOT to be sick of hearing that.






(Previous Bitchin Beard recipients)